A horrible story

*foreword*
This is my attempt at a style of humour which is distictive by its blatant misuse and deformations of the english language, if done correctly it can be so bad its good, here i go.

When John was smelling flowers gayly he noticed a truck, it had large lasers on it and was larger than house. "stop there john, we have you surround!" a voice came from truck, "no you will pay bad people!" John exlaimed. and he baclflipped onto his motor trycicle and shot at bad man, "get him other bad men!" the bad man cried. as John ride away on his motor trycicle he noticed a rock on road.

"Oh No!" John exclaimed "the wikapeds told me about small rock on road!" and as john frontflipped out of his motor trycicle he landed on head and broke neck. "its allright i had a FAKE NECK" John said to the bad men, the bad man shouted "we knew you had fake neck, so we have ZOMBIE GOASTS" and as John turns around he sees the zomby goasts, "you have been a good man john, so we are bad men and hurt you!" the zombys said scarily and loud, "but i have isotop" john said with triumphant and pulled isotop which is like an isotoop but wikipeds said that isotop could kill canada!

john throw isotop to ground and the whole of canada was explode, as he got up from large explosion his brother mick said "YOU MUST RUN FASTILY, THERE IS THE LAST BOSS SOON!" as John put on cool shades he said, "not my blood" and ran off coolily towards last boss. as he rounded corner he saw last boss, it was the bad man.

"I AM THE BAD MAN!" the bad man yelled with might, "i will defeat you bad man!" john said with little force. as they started to fight john did not know he had and isotoop. and bad man said "oh no you have isotoop, that is bad for me!" and as john notice isotoop he throw it into bad mans eye, and bad man exploded and john backflipped away onto brand new motor trycicle, "my job is cool, and its done" and went home back to his flowers and mick was drunk.